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kickoff | series masterlist.

gojo satoru x reader [18+] | angst, fluff, smut

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pairing. college au - soccer player! gojo x film major! reader

summary. gojo satoru is the most popular guy on your college campus. he’s tall, funny, hot, not to mention he’s the most talented soccer forward the school has seen in years. but he’s also a frat dude, putting him in a world very different from your own, as he spends most of his nights partying while you spend most of yours working on your annoying film major assignments. but when he reaches out to you for a favor, you realize that helping him out might have something in it for you too.

warnings/tags. 18+, fem!reader, fluff, angst, smut, college au, fraternities, sororities, partying, drinking/alcohol, weed usage, romance, jealousy, pining, slow burn, opposites to lovers, friends to lovers, she falls first he falls harder, gojo being an idiot

status. ongoing

word count.109.7k

taglist. closed

☾·̩͙꙳ link to ao3

✩‧₊˚ moodboard no.1 no.2

♬.*゚playlist

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chapter index.

ch1.gojo satoru sent you a message

ch2.terms and conditions

ch3. returning the favor

ch4.a day in the life of a hot soccer player

ch5.these feelings are hard to find

ch6. devil’s advocate

ch7.to lose someone you love

ch8. a little cottage on the countryside

ch9. words you’ve been wanting to hear

ch10.a fresh start

ch11. i feel so high school

ch12. how you get the girl

ch13. pending…

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drabbles.

no1.making it up to you (read after ch10)

no2. gojo as a cat dad (read after ch10)

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headcanons.

official headcanons pt1. fluff, mild nsfw | link

anon headcanons. fluff | link

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a note from the author. hello! my name is ellie, and this is my first long fic series called ‘kickoff’ which i began posting earlier this year in january! if you do decide to read it, i thank you very much from the bottom of my heart as it means a lot to me :””) please let me know if i missed any tags or warnings! and for those who may want to know before reading, this series will have a happy ending <3

series tags.#kickoff #kickoff headcanons

note: i haven’t been great w tagging asks lol

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

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Originally posted by gif-007

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

NOPE i’m sorry i cannot risk this

(via katsukisbimbo)

fandom:

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byjove:

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette


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Might I also add

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May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

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